batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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