...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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