whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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