It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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