Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
bring money and cleavage
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize
