Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
