Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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