I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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