Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Randomize
