she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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