There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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