By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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