she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
