Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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