it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Randomize
