Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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