ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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