I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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