it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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