yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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