"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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