how can u be prego again
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
