were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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