I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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