Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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