apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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