Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize