the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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