The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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