your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize