Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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