like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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