Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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