Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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