We named our party play list daddy issues
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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