school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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