just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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