Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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