she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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