there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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