Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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