He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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