belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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