gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
she woke up with a sticky ear
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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