so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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