You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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