So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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