If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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