"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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