Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Pants are for mortals
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