I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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