Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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