PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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