Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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