My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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