I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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