I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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