As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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